Adult SMS Collection! Containing Naughty Adult SMS messages, This Category Is Meant for users above 18 Years Or Above
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| I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down. |
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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| I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. |
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
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| I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. |
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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| You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet. |
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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| You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way | Pages:
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