Adult SMS Collection! Containing Naughty Adult SMS messages, This Category Is Meant for users above 18 Years Or Above
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I LOVE U
I WANT U
I LIKE U
I MISS U
I TALK U
All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE"
2moro v wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-> |
A Touching Story.. ! ! !
1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog
The dog became emotional & returnd the love bite to the mosquito. .
The next day. .
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria. .
What a Touching Story. ;->
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Doctor: Youre in good health. Youll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you!!! |
U can control ur Breath but not Death
U can control ur Life but not ur Wife
U can control ur emotions but not
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LOOSE MOTION. ;-> |
U & me went 2 a wishwell.
I bent down threw a coin & made a wish,
U bent down a little more n fell into the well.
I shouted,
Aahah..
IT WORKS ;-)
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I would be a little bull."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver..! ;->
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G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
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Forward Their Numbers To Me..
Don't Worry Abt My Life. .
I'm A Professional. .
GHOST RIDER.. ;->
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Imagine
urself in a boat
which is sinking
sharks all around u
wat can u do 2 save urself?
very simple
stop IMAGINING |
Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy1:So long?
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL.. ;->
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